running on schedules with bills to pay.
But adulting is not like taking in a breath of fresh air,
there's tons to learn. You need to prepare!
Grades one to twelve taught you to pour acids into water,
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| Dr. Suess |
My teachers wracked the US capitals into my brain,
but Salem, Austin, and Columbia can't handle my insurance claim.
Remember when you started an ecosystem out of bottles and soil?
Could they instead show us how to change our car's oil?
After all these years how is it possible to be totally clueless
and as an adult, be utterly useless?
Now don't you cry, now don't you fret
we've all said 'what the fuck is...' I would bet.
Do you have an adulthood topic you need to study?
Good, 'cause we're here to be your helpful blogging buddies.
We'll go over those things that make you go 'what the hell?'
We'll make them entertaining, but we might not do it well.
Dude, you know what I realized? Do you see what I see?
I made a fucking rhyme. This sequence, A-B-A-B.
I guess that's a thing that we can do. That's not too obtuse.
Welcome to adulthood, from the wannabe Dr. Suess.
